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epic-humor:

ITS THE COOL GUY!

(Source: nicklugo)

wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

(Source: 42g33ks)

traceexcalibur:

my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

(Source: twoukofukawa)

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spooksthebun:

it’s been like six years and I still don’t think i’ve seen an internet video that pays off better than this

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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michelleobama:

mittromney:

barackobama:

jesus:

mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on 

omg

honey is there something you’d like to tell me

(Source: bukkakeluver96)

riseofthebigfour:

sawebee:

zeebeey:

sobbing

me too

this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely worried. 

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

(Source: deucebasket)

phoenix-is-so-done:

our-dragons-are-better:

Oh God, I thought for a second it was Sam in the bunker.

That is the only interpretation of this gif I will ever accept. 

(Source: nappeunyeojaa)

WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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